Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father] Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Here’s what every song on Flockaveli sounds like layered on top of each other
Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Gucci Mane discovers the Internet →
Gucci Mane adjusted his glasses. He was tired. He’d spent the majority of the night reading some of Beckett’s lesser works, and the banality of the tome was setting in.
From the other room, he heard OJ da Juiceman say, “Hey, what if his name was Kanye VEST?” He could hear the rest of Brick…
Rap Industry Fan Fiction: Waka Flocka finds out there's no such thing as Santa Claus →
It was Christmas Eve, and Waka Flocka was excited for Santa Claus to come. He’d spent all night running around the living room, sliding on the hardwood floor in his socks. He should have been worn out, but he wasn’t. And from where he was, tucked in bed, he wasn’t sure he ever would be.
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Lil B makes pasta for one
Cooking, Lil B thought, noting the irony as he set the water to boil. Swag.
Lil B did not feel very swag today. This was a problem. He could say the word “swag” as many times as he wanted, but he would not feel more swag. It was not swag to be alone. Not swag at all.
“Thank you Based God,” Lil B said to no one in particular, a single tear falling down his face.
Thank you Based God.





